Posted by webmaster June 5, 2005
The Sicktionary Volume II
Volume 2 of the Sicktionary goes one step beyond Volume 1, well, it goes waaay the fuck beyond it. This is just absolutely horribly disgusting and we know because we’re the ones that come up with the more outrageous ones. Alot of women were harmed and horribly emotionally scarred in the process, but we think the end product was well worth it.
1. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
2. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing “Happy Birthday.” Then blow out the candles.
3. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you’ve finished…). It’s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you’ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.
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