Posted by webmaster June 5, 2005

The Sicktionary Volume II

Volume 2 of the Sicktionary goes one step beyond Volume 1, well, it goes waaay the fuck beyond it. This is just absolutely horribly disgusting and we know because we’re the ones that come up with the more outrageous ones. Alot of women were harmed and horribly emotionally scarred in the process, but we think the end product was well worth it.

The Sicktionary Volume II

1. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

2. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing “Happy Birthday.” Then blow out the candles.

3. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you’ve finished…). It’s at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you’ve got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

Click here to read all 88 Sicktionary Volume 2 entries!

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Posted by webmaster June 4, 2005

Femjoy, Errotica-Archives and Michelle7 Galleries

Hot new free picture galleries from Michele7.com, a spanking new hottie from Errotica-Archives.com, and as usual Femjoy.com does not dissapoint. We got busy as hell here revamping our program, will be updating more often, so bookmark us now, the Chef commands you! Don’t make him toss his calamari alone!

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Posted by webmaster June 1, 2005

The Sicktionary Volume I

This is a two part series of debauchery. With all the new sex slang and complicated sex moves you don’t want to miss this. Have you ever been with a women and she asked you to give her “The Flying Camel” or a “Chili Dog” and you just stare at her blankly cause you have no idea what the fuck she is talking about? Don’t let this happen! Put your reading glasses on and catch up on all the nastiest new sex acts now…

The Sicktionary Volume I

1. Fishhook - A variation of “The Shocker” (an uninvited digit placed in the girl’s anus ) in which, with the finger still up there, you “hook” back in the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other than to think to yourself while doing it, “ahhh yes the Fishhook……”. Another variation called the “New Jersey Meathook” involves sticking your uninvited digit in the girl’s anus while fucking her from behind. You finger is then turned upward toward her back and you pull her entire body toward you over and over while she is sliding on your cock.

2. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

3. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips. continue…

Click here to read all 75 Sicktionary I entries!

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Posted by webmaster May 27, 2005

Hot Honeys for the Holiday

Jeez Luis it’s been a long ass week for the chef. Got into a car wreck and my new BMW Z4 is fucking totaled! Motherfucking punk ass bitch pulled out a U turn right in front of me and BLAM! New car is turned into a pile of shit and the insurance comapny is giving me bullshit about giving me a new one. Aaaaaanyways forget about my car problems, we got some hot babes to get you through the weekend.

Hot newcomer HungarianHoneys.com brings us 4 new teen hungarian honey galleries, and we got some hot galleries from my old fave’s Errotica-Archives.com and Femjoy.com.

Sorry post isn’t longer but I am typing this with one hand…. NO, I am not jerkin’ my gerkin’ (anymore) I got one hand in a cast… have a great memorial day weekend, get plenty of ebake on your girl!

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Posted by webmaster May 20, 2005

Hardcore Video Weekend!

Thats right, this weekend we will be bringing you all free hardcore video galleries from our short list of favorite hardcore sex sites! First off the list are 4 great sites from my buddies at SkinVIP.com, they run AngelsOfPorn.com, BJPOV.com, NikkyBlond.com, and StrokeJob.com.

StrokeJob.com is all about guys getting stroked off by hot porn chicks.. some guys just really get into handjobs, and if you are one of them, you should fucking love this site, the mother of all handjob sites!

AngelsofPorn.com is all about the porn angels doing what they do best, fucking sucking and spreading their porn blessings around the world.

BJPOV.com is a sweet blowjob site with a spin, “POV” stands for Point of View so you get to watch them blowing guys from the guys perspective as if these hotties were blowing you.

NikkyBlond.com is the Video diary for the top hungarian porn star that is quickly becoming the top star in the industry, Nikky Blond. She blond, she’s smoking hot and definately worth dropping your ebake on! Enjoy!

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Posted by webmaster May 17, 2005

Rest of Met-Art Beauties

“Met-art.com run on this site is almost done, think they already sent us some of these pics, but oh well I’ll get some of their competition up this week to, for now lets wrap up Met-art gallery extravaganza !

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Posted by webmaster May 14, 2005

Met-Art drops more nudes on ya!

“Met-art.com week continues with some new hot galleries from the masters of erotic artsy nudes you can still whack your cucumber to! Mmmm Met-art gallery!

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Posted by webmaster May 12, 2005

Met-Art.com give us 12 new exclusive galleries!

“Met-art.com has just given us the rights to run 12 new exclusive sets of Met-Art Girl galleries over the next 3 days. They are damn hot and we would be crazy not to put me to use… right? So we are posting 4 per day for the next three days.. then we will resume biz as usual. For now, get your puds out and enjoy the finer nudity that comes only from high quality erotica sites like Met-Art.com!

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Posted by webmaster May 11, 2005

Celeb Nip Slip Video

This Celebrity Nip Slip compilation video contains a few nice nip slips and several see through celeb shirts. Celeb Nip Slips are great fun, it’s like the little pink nip is the prize boob jewel and the celebrity does her best to hide that nip but come really close to popping a celeb nip slip. It’s a tough life being a celeb, especially a female celeb, and being a nip, well nipples have the hardest life of all… people staring at you waiting for you to slip out, and you trying your damnest to stay under that shirt. Then when you can’t hold back any longer BINGO prime-time celeb nip slip video!!